THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING
BURN GORMAN NEEDS TO PLAY RICHARD THE THIRD…IN SPACE.

THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING

BURN GORMAN NEEDS TO PLAY RICHARD THE THIRD…IN SPACE.

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steampunk-rainbow-wizard asked: Any tips for a GM on adapting episodes of WtNV for campaigns in your game?

I might advise against strictly adapting specific episodes, just because players may feel they’re being railroaded into playing out the adventure exactly the way the episode proceeded.

Perhaps a better method would be to take something that was mentioned in an episode in passing (example: “This is the worst malfunctioning of walk signals Night Vale has seen since the time all their light bulbs were accidentally replaced with poison gas dispensers”) and spinning a new adventure out of that. Or do a Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead-style adventure, where a character who had a very minor role in an episode becomes the focus of concurrent events in town, with the main event or character relegated to tertiary status.

Hope this helps. :)

Pike Place Market isn’t just for fish. As seen above, you can also get hams there.

(via mangofurutani)

fanfics where the characters change positions during sex be like

fanfics where the characters change positions during sex be like

Monster Mash For The Budding Bio-Engineer, at Norwescon

Top to bottom, left to right: Hermann (me) & Newt (skylanth) in the “parts pile” before their work as minions officially begins. Various creations in progress. Some finished monsters and their artists (including BelladonnaQ, who accidentally caught some craft herpes). Newt & Hermann sneaking in some work on abominations of their own.

All the thanks go to the-mamishka for putting this event on and letting us do our thing. :D

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Anonymous asked: I've got a question about the WTNV game, not the game itself which is cool, but rather the art. You likely expected this, and if you did you should have addressed it. There are five different Cecil's in the guide. Every single one is white. Why?

I approached fifty-four artists to contribute to this manual. I made it a specific point to approach about ten artists who draw POC Cecil. Not a single one of them replied. The artists whose work appears in the manual were the only artists interested in being involved, and I did not tell them what to draw, because they were working for free.

If you are an artist who draws POC Cecil and you would like to contribute art to the second edition of this manual, send me an Ask.

WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE - THE TABLETOP ROLE-PLAYING GAME!
It’s finally finished! Click here to download a PDF of the Welcome to Night Vale role-playing game, which I wrote and which ten artists provided illustrations for. If you missed your copy at Norwescon, you can still possess this mysterious artifact!
This game uses a simple 2d6 system: even if you’ve never done tabletop role-playing before, it will take mere minutes to learn, and all you need are a couple friends and two regular old six-sided dice.
Be warned that this game has NOT been play-tested — whether or not playing it causes stars to appear (or disappear) in the night sky, or its effect on the nervous systems of household pets in its vicinity, is still unknown.
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU to my contributing artists, all of whom created original pieces in exchange for nothing but the satisfaction of a job weirdly done: monstersanosa, moriartylaughingalonewithcrown, zenamiarts, pizza-soup, strexiest, themonsterghost, goddess-in-green, idontevenknow-anymore, astrogyaru, and female—president. Even if you don’t do tabletop gaming, download this PDF for the AMAZING illustrations. :D
Feedback can be directed towards our various and sundry Ask boxes. Please let the artists know how much you appreciate their work!

WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE - THE TABLETOP ROLE-PLAYING GAME!

It’s finally finished! Click here to download a PDF of the Welcome to Night Vale role-playing game, which I wrote and which ten artists provided illustrations for. If you missed your copy at Norwescon, you can still possess this mysterious artifact!

This game uses a simple 2d6 system: even if you’ve never done tabletop role-playing before, it will take mere minutes to learn, and all you need are a couple friends and two regular old six-sided dice.

Be warned that this game has NOT been play-tested — whether or not playing it causes stars to appear (or disappear) in the night sky, or its effect on the nervous systems of household pets in its vicinity, is still unknown.

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU to my contributing artists, all of whom created original pieces in exchange for nothing but the satisfaction of a job weirdly done: monstersanosa, moriartylaughingalonewithcrown, zenamiarts, pizza-soup, strexiest, themonsterghost, goddess-in-green, idontevenknow-anymore, astrogyaru, and female—president. Even if you don’t do tabletop gaming, download this PDF for the AMAZING illustrations. :D

Feedback can be directed towards our various and sundry Ask boxes. Please let the artists know how much you appreciate their work!

skylanth:

K-science doctors and stuffed animals.

Hermann: berlynn-wohl

Newt: me

Hermann still needs help with those variations on handshakes that all the hip youngsters are doing these days.

Hermann: me. Newt: Skylanth. Location: Norwescon.

2222 Fic Fest Update - The Hiddlebatch and Thor & Loki fics are up!

I’ve completed all the fills for my 2222 Fic Fest that asked for Thor/Loki and Hiddlebatch. See links. Also, one of the Thor/Loki fills is also a fill for a Sherlock prompt, so please check it out if you’re into that.

Sorry they’re not really very porny, but I tried to at least make them funny. Hope you enjoy, and stay tuned, because more are on the way!

madlori:

hiddenlacuna:

vaginal-diabetus:

francesksgk:

To all those people who are actually fighting for toplock and bottomlock

I feel we should encourage selfcest 100%

I want a Johndecahedron.

berlynn-wohl, I think your people need you.

Let me introduce you to Sherlock’s Laboratory
Episode One: Romance - three Sherlocks, one John
Episode Three: Lucky At Cards - three Johns, one Sherlock
If that doesn’t satisfy you, then you don’t need Berlynn Wohl…you need Jesus.

madlori:

hiddenlacuna:

vaginal-diabetus:

francesksgk:

To all those people who are actually fighting for toplock and bottomlock

I feel we should encourage selfcest 100%

I want a Johndecahedron.

berlynn-wohl, I think your people need you.


Let me introduce you to Sherlock’s Laboratory

Episode One: Romance - three Sherlocks, one John

Episode Three: Lucky At Cards - three Johns, one Sherlock

If that doesn’t satisfy you, then you don’t need Berlynn Wohl…you need Jesus.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Three million years in the future, no one can hear you complain about your bunkmate. Welcome…to Red Dwarf.

…The Officer’s Secret Security Squad would like to remind you that the Talkie Toaster is off limits. Do not use the Talkie Toaster. Do not think about the Talkie Toaster. The Talkie Toaster will not harm you…

…Listeners: today a new crew member arrived on board. He had perfect pointy teeth, impeccable taste in clothing, and he fell in love instantly…with himself…

…Crewman Dave Lister was reported to the Officer’s Secret Security Squad for leaving a curry in the drive room. The Security Squad were not able to punish him by putting him in stasis, because Dave Lister is an eighteen-foot-tall five-headed dragon…

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skylanth:

Berlynn Wohl’s jewelry in my Etsy Shop!

Ever wanted to wear stuff that everyone’s favorite fanfic writer Berlynn Wohl made? Now you can! Introducing this fantastic line of hand-woven hemp jewelry - casual yet fashion-forward. Guaranteed to look good on any Seattle street corner or while you’re hanging ten on a gnarly wave. Prices all under $10! Groovy!

Yeah, so this is some stuff that I made 15 years ago and dug up during Spring Cleaning 2014. Being the awesome person that she is, Sky offered to put it on Etsy for me. So if you want jewelry lovingly crafted by the same hands that crafted such treasures as that fic where Sherlock had a tentacle vagina, well, here’s your chance!