my parents saw his last vow and I asked them their moriarty theories...

  • mum: I think sherlock planned it, I think he arranged for moriarty's face to be shown everywhere and got mycroft to help him so that he wouldn't have to go on the mi6 mission and so he'd be able to protect john and mary, I don't think moriarty's actually alive
  • dad: I think moriarty's going to come back as a hologram like in red dwarf

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I saved this image in my “Reaction” folder, and I have no idea why I did, because I don’t know what could possibly occur that would make this an appropriate reaction image to post.

But if anyone has any ideas, they should feel free to send them my way.

Berlynn Wohl’s Hannigram Recs List!

So here’s my Hannigram recs list. I threw it together in less than an hour, so please let me know if you see any bad links or miscategorizations.

You’ll notice it is not as finely categorized as my other rec lists [Johnlock] [misc]. This is mainly because a lot of kinks – dark!fic, dubcon, mind control, BDSM – are kind of redundant when it comes to this pairing. So just check the tags before reading. :) Hope you enjoy!


Big, plotty, over 10,000 words, that sort of thing:

The Crystal Ship series by bluesyturtle
Pyrexia by solitary_thrush
Heart and Mouth by disenchanted
Vibrio Vulnificus by solitary_thrush
Company by Iamnotalungfish (WIP)
Consenting to Dream by emungere


Murder Family

wishing ghosts to rise by coloredink
Whipping Boy
by Madelinesticks
It’s A Strange Kind Of Home
by colorofakiss


Fusion

Silhouette Over Innsmouth by chicagoartnerd (Lovecraft)
Come, Scientist, Destroy by thisisthefamilybusiness (SCP Foundation)


Puppy play

Breeding by milkystarlight
Stud
by trr_rr
Bound to You
by Studentxdreams1
Good Boy
by EnderWxx
I’m still a good boy
by EnderWxx
assertion
by trr_rr
Bad boy
by trr_rr
Training
by trr_rr


Daddy kink

Rainy day by trr_rr
After naptime
by trr_rr
The Naughty Corner
by trr_rr


Belly kink

Minor, Difficult, Sensible Action by foxontherun
Flesh
by Misha (timetomeetthedevil)
Daddy Loves You
by foxontherun
Seeing More
by trr_rr


Medfet

The Examination Room by telera
Sound
by trr_rr
Rosebuds
by ohfreckle


Omegaverse

The Samone (Consciousness)series by the_heart_and_the_brain
Conjugal Visit
by Coragyps
Hannibal Omegaverse
by halfhardtorock
On the Benefits of Sound Reasoning
by NewWonder
Expecting
by telera
I could just eat you up (but not literally)
by mjnobody


Oops Will/Abigail how did these get in here

The Way We Sleep by halfhardtorock
Luring the Fisherman by GoldenJezebel


Miscellaneous (if you feel that any of these should go in the above categories, please let me know)

Feast by halfhardtorock
knife and fork
by disenchanted
Have You Passed Through This Night?
by solitary_thrush
A Particular Affinity
by louise_lux
Stay the Night
by Madni
Sheep Thrill
by Extinction (sheep!Will)
Fraternally Yours
by Angelas
Perfect
by luvkurai (slave!Will)
Wants by Hannibaland
not quite phone sex
by trr_rr
The Kinbaku Box
by telera (WIP)
Batter My Heart by amarriageoftrueminds
Blank
by malchanceux
Changed from the one who was all to me
by Durrant
Say Stop
by whiskeyandspite
Hands-on Therapy
by irridescentsong, jcrowquill
recipes for fine dining
by theviolonist
Only the Tender Meat
by Isagel
Confection
by syllogismos
Lay Your Head Down, Love (There Are No Monsters Here)
by monsterthing
Shadow
by thedogsofdoomarehowlingmore
down, down, down
by bunbunjolras (WIP)
A Retreat by Ori (blockycurvature)
Pin-Up Boy
by eigengrau
In The Deep
by FireFleshAndBlood (Mermaid AU)


Also! There are a couple great authors who post their stuff on Tumblr. Be sure to check out oh-dr-lecter’s writing tag and luvkurai’s smutty responses to smutty anons

Part 2 of Cannibals Talking In All Caps. Part 1 is here.

[based on x]

pervocracy:

stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

This is 1000% more motivating than every preachy “real writers write every day” post on all of Tumblr.

And if you’re a fanfic writer the odds are very good that someone will be approaching that table like “OMFG SINGLE LAYER CAKES ARE MY BULLETPROOF KINK BLESS YOU”

(via argyle4eva)

Captain Picard watches the season 2 finale.

Holy hot Alpha cocks from hell, I’ve got TWO omegaverse fics for you beautiful people today! Starring two pairings who looks suspiciously like one another. Hmmm…

Title: Firewood Duty (read on AO3)
Author: Berlynn Wohl
Pairing: Tristan/Galahad
Rating: NC-17/Explicit
Word count:  1800

“The others might be well-mannered enough to pretend they don’t notice what is happening to you, but I am not.”

But that’s not all! Stick around for the B-picture, folks:

Title: Whatever Shall I Do (read on AO3)
Author: Berlynn Wohl
Pairing: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
Rating: NC-17/Explicit
Word count:  2100

It was the trashiest, most hackneyed cliché in the book: the Omega who pays what should be an uneventful visit to an Alpha, but then – surprise!…

Please turn off your cellphones, dispose of trash in the appropriate receptacles, and in case of an emergency, there is no exit from the world of fanfiction.

Part 1 of Cannibals Talking In All Caps. Part 2 is here.

[based on x]

laylavanhellsingdeviantartcom:

didney-worl-no-uta:

bonehatter:

daleksinbras:

elanchana:

lunaleven:

palavenblues:

holy shit there is a name for it

I identify as neither ace nor aro and I get this sometimes. 

Oh my gosh there’s finally a word for “I don’t always feel it but when I do I don’t want it”!!!!

OH

THIS FUCKING CHANGES EVERYTHING

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I like gay porn, but I don’t want to interrupt. This is what I’m doing

I like gay porn, but I don’t want to interrupt.

laylavanhellsingdeviantartcom:

didney-worl-no-uta:

bonehatter:

daleksinbras:

elanchana:

lunaleven:

palavenblues:

holy shit there is a name for it

I identify as neither ace nor aro and I get this sometimes. 

Oh my gosh there’s finally a word for “I don’t always feel it but when I do I don’t want it”!!!!

OH

THIS FUCKING CHANGES EVERYTHING

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I like gay porn, but I don’t want to interrupt. This is what I’m doing

I like gay porn, but I don’t want to interrupt.

People have made lots of interesting Hannigram playlists, but for me? There’s really only one song whose lyrics, word for word, truly symbolize what Hannigram is all about:

Bonus:

asker

elcort asked: A while back, while bored out of my mind, an odd little thought popped into my head: "You know who that cool U2 nerd conspiracy affectionado loves the hell out of? T.E. Lawrence." Well, one thing led to another, and whoops! Down THE ABYSSAL RABBIT HOLE. I've been wading through an inland sea of books since then, and I'm sure my buddies are counting the days until a framed photo of the guy materializes on my mantel. Thank you for inadvertently inciting my descent into... whatever this is.

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Okay, so it was really, really thrilling to get this message. I mean, anyone can get on this website and convince people to watch Supernatural or read John Green, but I feel like convincing someone that they need to get way into a historical figure is a greater accomplishment.

If you’re one of my more recent followers, I hope you’ll check out my fake Tumblr Powerpoint about why T.E. Lawrence is the most fascinating human being who ever lived. And of course anyone who cares to discuss Lawrence, or U2, or conspiracy theories for that matter, should feel free to send me an Ask. Cheers!

asker

Anonymous asked: This might just be a coincidence, but it sounds like you read the Jezebel knotting article? I was so pissed I didn't even bother to read it because I knew it was going to be full of shit!

EDIT: Oops hello, I just now went and saw that Jezebel has an article that is just about knotting. When I answered this Ask, I thought anon was referring to their article about Dashcon. Please proceed to the response with this in mind:

Yep. And Jezebel is not the only place where the omegaverse panel got roped in with all the reasons why the con was “a shitshow.”

I didn’t want to mention Dashcon because 1) it would date the post, and 2) I didn’t want it to get derailed in the reblogs and turn into more trashing of Dashcon (which accomplishes nothing).

But yeah, basically mundanes who point to omegaverse as being proof that fan culture is nothing but a frenzy of grotesque sexual fantasies deserving of ridicule ought to take a long hard look at their own browser histories, because they’re likely not that different.

Huh. Okay.

It really pisses me off when the existence of the omegaverse is used as proof that the people involved in fandom are a perverse collective human disaster and not to be taken seriously.

Have you ever watched “mainstream” porn? Have you ever been to XTube or whatever and seen the kind of porn that “normal people” watch? Think about it:

- All orifices are mysteriously self-lubricating
- Dicks seem suspiciously bigger than the dicks you’ve seen in real life
- Participants become suddenly, uncontrollably aroused for seemingly no reason and regardless of present location
- The dirty talk is redonk shit that no one should ever try to say in real life

Okay? That’s all I have to say. Kirk out. *rolls away*