Sometimes shit goes down unexpectedly and Hannibal isn’t wearing his murder suit. :(

What a nerd that guy was. — Newt, every time Hermann leaves a room. (via logicked)
I’ve heard that everything is more expensive in New York, but even capital letters…?

I’ve heard that everything is more expensive in New York, but even capital letters…?

I know I haven’t been posting very much lately, but it’s because I’m hard at work on a new fic. It’s quite complicated, as you can see from my story chart above, but now that I’m about six chapters and 17,000 words in, I think I finally know what it’s going to be about! Very exciting!
And yes, it’s a Hannibal/SCP Foundation crossover. So stay tuned.
(In the meantime, you can read my Sherlock/SCP fic, if you haven’t already. Have fun!)

I know I haven’t been posting very much lately, but it’s because I’m hard at work on a new fic. It’s quite complicated, as you can see from my story chart above, but now that I’m about six chapters and 17,000 words in, I think I finally know what it’s going to be about! Very exciting!

And yes, it’s a Hannibal/SCP Foundation crossover. So stay tuned.

(In the meantime, you can read my Sherlock/SCP fic, if you haven’t already. Have fun!)

OK Soda

the90sinreview:

1993-1995

Coca-Cola knew that kids wanted cool, and they didn’t have it. Thus OK Soda was born.

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Hip, bold retro-style graphics, a ‘uniquely fruity flavor’, and a clever ad campaign playing on the knowledge kids had about ad campaigns made this soda a hit among youngsters in test markets. But, the results weren’t good enough for a national rollout, and the project was scrapped.

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Calling 1-800-I-FEEL-OK would lead you prerecorded anecdotes from the OK spokesman as well as messages left by consumers.

I still remember calling from the payphone outside my middle school.

OK Soda WAS cool. It was fun. It is now lost in the 90s.

—-

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OK_Soda

- Dan

  1. What’s the point of OK? Well, what’s the point of anything?
  2. OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is.
  3. The better you understand something, the more OK it turns out to be.
  4. OK Soda says, “Don’t be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.”
  5. OK Soda reveals the surprising truth about people and situations.
  6. OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
  7. There is no real secret to feeling OK.
  8. OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
  9. Never overestimate the remarkable abilities of “OK” brand soda.
  10. Please wake up every morning knowing that things are going to be OK.

asker

round--robin asked: I rec'd "On the Ice" to a D&D friend of mine. She also watches Sherlock, so when I saw her last week for games, I told her "hey! you want to read a fic where Sherlock and John play D&D?" Her face fricking lit up, I had never seen her that happy before. We have games again tonight, so I'll ask her how she liked it.

I hope your friend also wanted to read a fic where Sherlock drinks out of a juice box, has weird angry sex with John, and then gets on a bus and cries in a fucking cave.

(…oh who am I kidding, everyone wants to read that.)

Sherlock is Chaotic Good, because all the cool kids are Chaotic Good, and Sherlock is cool.

Sherlock is Chaotic Good, because all the cool kids are Chaotic Good, and Sherlock is cool.

The road to hell is paved with adverbs.

Stephen King (via purplebuddhaproject)

The last time I read a Stephen King novel (11/22/63) I remembered this rebuke from On Writing, and I paid attention, and there was a fucking adverb on every single page.

The lesson is, we all have our ideals, and maybe we don’t meet those ideals ourselves, but that’s no reason not to keep plugging along. Mr. King has done alright for himself, after all.

(via questionsleftunanswered)

skylanth:

Met this friendly cat at our hotel and he came over to be petted and did that thing where cats forget that their tongue isn’t all the way in their mouth and it’s SO CUTE.

THAT’S MY HAND

I’M PETTING THAT CAT

BEST CAT EVER

Dear girls who suffer from white boy thirst

cinabonjovi:

No matter how cute or nice he is if he calls you any type of flavor that you use in your coffee then you need to cut that shit quick fr

But what about “pumpkin”???

(via hannibaleatspussy)

Suspicious food/body-part puns at California Adventure…

Suspicious food/body-part puns at California Adventure…

imrisah:

Martin Crieff the dragon pilot and Good Old Gerti on the job because Rory

yes good

imrisah:

Martin Crieff the dragon pilot and Good Old Gerti on the job because Rory

yes good

el-orens:

                                        ~Lawrence of Arabia + TV tropes~

nondeducible:

nondeducible:

the boys having a lazy day in bed: sherlock lying on his belly and reading a book about bees on his kindle, john sitting on sherlock’s thighs and playing drum solos on his bum

okay so now could someone please write a ficlet for this please please

God, yeah, if only someone had written this fic back in January of 2012. That would be so awesome. If only…

If you’re a writer and you see this post, stop what you’re doing.

mark-helsing:

WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.

Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.

If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished by next Tuesday.

Please note that SCP-3387 is only able to detect other anomalous objects in his vicinity; he cannot identify their properties or abilities.