Anonymous asked: Why do girls care so much about guys butts?? Are they going to fuck my butt?????????
uh yeah, actually
PACIFIC RIM/NEWMANN DIESELPUNK AU
- Newt’s tattoos are Art Deco or Modernist.
- Newt drives Hermann crazy listening to his raucous jazz music.
- There are two rival Defense Corps; one made up of the Allied nations and one made up of the Central/Axis nations.
- Nikola Tesla designing Jaegers.
- Gasmasks, of course. Lots and lots of gasmasks.
- No one trusts Hermann ‘cause he’s a “goddamned kraut.”
- (Or an even more horrible version of above: Hermann is an American immigrant and his leg was irreparably injured when he was tortured in an internment camp during the Great War.)
Ugh, it’s been the Year of the Horse for two weeks but I keep writing “Year of the Snake” on my checks.